Monday, June 29, 2015

Bad options

I fell in the bathroom at work Friday, and Mom is trying to convince me that I should start using a urinal of some type so I don't fall. I am not so sure.

Transferring is how my legs get most of their exercise these days. Also, if I stop transferring, what happens when I need to? I'll be really out of shape, and that will cause trouble.

I find thoughts like these almost constantly twirling through my mind. Which of two bad options is less bad? Is it any wonder I am tired?


Anonymous said...

Unless you have a bladder the size of a pea (get it? pea//pee?) I don't think that you are getting that much exercise out of transferring at work to pee. For God's sake do it. Make one mother loving thing a little easier. You will still be transferring at home and the weekends.

Anonymous said...

Don't you love it when she talks so sweetly to you?
We all love you, boyo.

Matt Trott said...

Pea, HAHA.

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