Monday, October 26, 2015

Very safe

My sister hit me last night. It was totally uncalled for.

I was taking off a sweatshirt before getting into bed, and she chastised me for doing it without my seatbelt on.

This completely ignores the fact that I couldn't take my sweatshirt off if I was buckled in. And I was holding onto the superpole to get it off.

I am usually not too dumb.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm telling you, reality show gold!
xx
JTG

Anonymous said...

the idea of this being a tv show makes me laugh and laugh and then feel scared.
xxoo
metc

Anonymous said...

Maybe just a you tube channel. Five minute episodes and EJT can curse asuch as she wants. Oh it's going to be huge!
JTG

Anonymous said...

Your honor...said individual could have removed said sweatshirt with seatbelt on as seatbelt only goes across legs and not shoulders. Also your honor the individual in question was found the previous day holding onto the back of his chair because he did not feel like buckling into said chair only to have to unbuckle to get in bed. I'm strong enough...I don't need to practice my lifting.
xxoo
ps..it was a love tap

Matt Trott said...

The thing is, JTG,she does curse or hit me,and I really do just laugh

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