Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Bloody bloodsuckers

When people consider life in a chair, they probably think of big questions: how will I get from A to B, how will I use the toilet? Few people probably think of mosquito bites.

They're a big problem and have kept me up for hours the last few nights. Last night I woke my sister up to come put a wet washcloth on a bite on my left leg matching the one on my right leg.

Generally, what happens is they itch, then they set of my restless legs, then I take Advil, then I fight off tears because the Advil doesn't work. Cortisone doesn't either.

It is my luck that the one group of females that find me irresistible are mosquitoes.

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