God does answer prayers*

*It turns out the son of a ... just has a really f----d up sense of humor.

My little sister was having some friends over tonight and asked me to join them.

I didn't really feel like it, but I did not have a good excuse. I had slept until 11, taken a long nap, and the most work I had done was watching Mom give Claren a bath.

I came back from my walk with Claren and Mom thinking I'd just pop into the bathroom and head over to my sister's -- I mean it was outside so there would be no wheelchair problems and there were s'mores involved.

Out of regard for the easily grossed-out, I wont detail what took place in the bathroom, only that afterward Dad had to tighten the toilet seat, Mom had to clean a little, and I had to shower.

Needless to say, I did not go over to my sister's.