If my speech-writing gig falls flat, I think I will become a bank robber.
I have seen The Town a few times and picked up tips there. Also, I know that good girls will fall for bank robbers even if they rob the bank where the girl works and then stalk her.
My wheelchair will handle the safes.
I am basing this on several recent run-ins in the bathroom at work. I have hit the big metal toilet paper holder with my chair. Each time, the locked box pops right open.
Safes can't be any harder, right?
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