No means no, wheelchair!I

I have stumbled backward several times recently, but I haven't fallen. Instead, each time some piece of my wheelchair has caught me … by ramming that piece up my butt.

I don't know which is worse: the bruising after a fall or the feeling of being violated after a "save" by my chair. Can you sue an in animate object for sexual harassment?

Even worse, I am always falling. What if it is not the FA but rather because I am falling because I like being saved by my chair?

Oh geez, I need help.