Matt the athlete

I got an athletic scholarship today; how's them apples, Coach Hayes?

Actually, Coach Hayes would be quite happy I got financing from the Challenged Athletes Foundation. He liked me, just thought I was hopelessly out-of-shape; no one knew about Friedreich's ataxia.

Instead, suck on it, everyone who ever laughed at me because I was small and uncoordinated and skinny and nerdy. I am an equestrian athlete!