A new look

I thought I survived unscathed.

I sneezed, my glasses fell off, and the bridge of my nose slammed into the edge of my laptop.

I immediately put a hand to my face, expecting to pull it away coated in blood. But there was none. I felt like doing a jig, except that would definitely have led to some spurting blood.

Soon after, though, my face started hurting and feeling a little slick. I am now typing with a kleenex lying across my nose and in need of an advil.