God bless me

My blood-check proved inconclusive today after I sneezed and flew into my keyboard at work.

My glasses flew off, and I felt something wet on my nose, but my hand did not come away all bloody. I ran my hand over my face again and didn't exactly see blood but noticed my thumb was turning a shade of red.

Right on the bridge of my nose under my glasses, he told me. He also correctly guessed I had sneezed and said he had sneezed while driving down the highway last week. I guess a bloody nose is better than that.