I told my sister tonight that I ordered a seatbelt and talked with Dad about how we can attach it so it holds the top of me in place.
I thought she'd be happy -- she's a big fan of a shoulder restraint.
Instead, she was all, What do you mean ordered? From where?
I said Amazon, and she replied, That's what worries me.
And then when she found out that the seatbelt has the emblem of a certain Caped Crusader, she yelled: Matthew, you're 42.
Leaving aside the fact that I am just 41, I'm still confused.
I am acquiescing to a restraint I have resisted for years. I see no way to make a seatbelt across my chest unnoticeable or not obvious. Why not have some fun with it?
In my defense I was giving you a hard time about the bAtman stuff...what I meant when I said I was worried was that when I went to amazon and found said seatbelt it was listed as apparel. Just want you to be safe.
ReplyDeleteIt is apparel, but it is only temporary -- I should have the new chair with a boring and more secure belt in mid-October. And Batman would never hurt me.
ReplyDeleteI love the exciting superhero version! Go for it.
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I noticed this new addition the other day in one of our meetings! I think it's AWESOME. :) Have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteWHOO!
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