Zany Uncle Matt and his toasty tootsies

In Can’t Hardly Wait, Seth Green’s Kenny wears googles. Not because he is swimmer or skier but to show he is a supercool nonconformist with. just a hint of zaniness.
 

This is the statement I am going with my new footwear: snow boots.

I am also relying on what my nephew told his mom after seeing them. No one’s going to make fun of his shoes. He’s in a wheelchair.

Apparently he didn’t count his dad, who looked at them obviously and pronounced them hot.

Well, yes, but more importantly, they keep my feet hot, or warm.

I don’t remember the last time I went for a walk in the cold and my feet stayed warm. They do now.

That’s hot to me.