Tuesday, September 29, 2015

How to stop restless legs

I went to bed about 10:30 Sunday. I had been swimming so I took some Advil shortly after. And at 11m I turned off the TV to go to sleep.

At 11:01, my right leg started jumping.

Since Advil usually stops the jumping, at first I tried to ignore it. Then I tried pulling the covers off my feet.

When that didn't work, I turned on the TV and watched Judge Dredd. But that didn't help, not even when Stallone kills the crazy cannibals.

Finally, I decided to stand up, confident that the movement would settle my leg. But, and "buts" are never a good thing in my life.

Somehow, my boxers got hooked on my wheelchair and caused me to fall. Not only that, once I fell, they were still hung up, and I wound up giving myself a powerful wedgie.

Next, I had to grab my phone, which was lying on the other side of the better. Using my shoe, I got it and called my sister to help me get back in bed.

All that totally stopped my restless leg.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That seems complicated, but if it works...?
xx
JTG

Anonymous said...

i agree with JTG, but am not sure the other member of the witch troika would agree...
xo
metc

Matt Trott said...

But it worked!

Anonymous said...

I mean, it is all about Matt and all but....I was a little sleepy.

I'd pick you up all night though, just don't make me prove it ;)


xxoo
me

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