No tears here

I listened to Barak Obama's speech today and wanted to cry and wanted to be like him and change the world, not just my freaking little part of the world.

Tonight I wondered if President Obama had ever had to deal with trying to stand up to go to the bathroom, losing his balance and falling forward so his chin slammed into the upraised toilet seat.

That would just suck, Mr. President. Hypothetically speaking, it might make one want to cry, just like the speech.