Awesome accessibility

We already know that the Tank Chair is about the coolest wheelchair ever.

I have to say "about," though, because of an article Mom forwarded me from the Friedreich's Ataxia Parents Group: The 5 Most Incredible Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs by Cracked.

The article plays a little fast and loose with the term wheelchair -- a riding mower and a golf cart just aren't wheelchairs, Cracked folks. But I want two of the three actual wheelchairs in the article.

I don't really want the fire-breathing wheelchair. I am just not sure how practical it is to ride around with a front-mounted flamethrower. I have enough problems fitting under my desk as it is. I am pretty sure the facilities guys could not hook me up with a keyboard tray that works despite the bigass flamethrower. Of course, the flamethrower might make things more interesting when a non-wheelchair user takes my stall in the bathroom.

I do want the Tank Chair, although they now have the list price: $18,500. I do love, though, that you can buy one online. Just click "add to cart" and choose your color: red, green or blue.

I also want the Conquest Wheelchair Motorcycle. Technically, this is not a wheelchair either. It is a three-wheeled motorcycle. You drive your chair up a ramp into this vehicle, lock the chair in and ride.

Sure, I don't have a driver's license. For one of these, though, I'd get one, and then I could be part of Rolling Thunder in the Memorial Day parade and meet the cute blonde on the chopper.