A.J. Jacobs, you're killing me

I knew this would happen but I didn't think it would be the chapter celled The Butt.

The Lower Intestine chapter, sure. I thought maybe The Genitals because I'd learn how healthy all the sex I'm not having is. But The Butt?

I am reading A.J. Jacobs' new book: Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection. It is awesome, as always. He makes me laugh out loud. His whole admission about Vitamin Water is great, especially because I always thought it was a silly drink.

And his wife remains the cutest woman in the world, though I don't think I have ever seen her picture.

Nevertheless, in The Butt chapter he says what I have long known: Sitting is gonna kill me. Our bodies aren't meant to sit all day, he points out.

But what about those of us who have no choice?

I better pay special attention to the other chapters because I am screwed with The Butt.

P.S. I leave tomorrow so may not write for  week.