Anyone want a wheelchair?

I had to call my sister for help the other morning because I slid off the bed when I was getting up.

I wasn't hurt and probably could have gotten up eventually, but in the interest of time I figured I needed help.

I know people will yell at me for this, but I was thinking that was the first time in a while I fell. I must be getting better. No doubt, soon I will be able to toss out my wheelchair.