It's not just falls I joke about. This morning I asked my sister to put a bandage on the bloody big toe on my left foot because it was just jealous of the bandage she had put on the right big toe yesterday.
She did, of course, and even wiped up the blood on my bathroom floor.
I am not sure what it is about winter. The skin on my feet feels paper-thin, and my legs feel more jittery. The result is my feet rake themselves on the wheelchair or the shower chair almost daily when I transfer. And it hurts!
But I am so freaking hilarious, it hurts less.
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3 comments:
See a dermatologist.
sdt
you are rather funny!
metc
My humor is infectious too. I just hope my toes don't get infected
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