Thursday, July 5, 2007

No means no, wheelchair!I

I have stumbled backward several times recently, but I haven't fallen. Instead, each time some piece of my wheelchair has caught me … by ramming that piece up my butt.

I don't know which is worse: the bruising after a fall or the feeling of being violated after a "save" by my chair. Can you sue an in animate object for sexual harassment?

Even worse, I am always falling. What if it is not the FA but rather because I am falling because I like being saved by my chair?

Oh geez, I need help.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude...did you really just write that where mom could read it.
miss you.
xo
ejd

Matt said...

Made you laugh, though.

Anonymous said...

outloud...

xo
ejd

Matt said...

My job is done here.


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