My name is Luka

I fell getting into my wheelchair this morning. It would not have been a remarkable fall at all except ...

I rolled on to the cord of my power wheelchair charger, and it came crashing down on my thigh. The charger is about the size and weight of a car battery, so it hurt a bit and no doubt left a nasty little bruise.

Unfortunately, I don't wear shorts in winter, so no one will see it, feel sorry for me and smother me with kisses or $100 bills. The former would be if Natalie Portman saw it. The latter would be Bill Gates' response.