It is not the agony of victory so what gives?

I am trying to remember whether injured hockey players go on the injured reserve or the disabled list.

I played a little hockey on the driveway last night with my niece, nephew and their dad. I even was on the winning team. But a few hours after the celebration (complete with chocolate peanut-butter chip cookies) ended, I developed a searing pain across my back. It could be something awful, like the first stage of some necrosis or perhaps kuru. More likely, however, I just strained some muscle when I was cross-checking people with my wheelchair.