It's so simple, I can't believe I didn't think of it before. And I owe it all to the gun lobby.
Normally, when I complain about the existence of disease in the world, I get guff from Mom about free will and stuff, but now I know how to sidestep that issue.
I get Congress to outlaw all diseases and accidents because then only outlaws will have diseases and accidents.
And if I get declared an outlaw -- instead of being cured -- I become good "bad guy" like Pretty Boy Floyd.
Call your congressman today!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
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2 comments:
hey, everyone likes a bad boy! :)
I'd be a good bad boy, too.
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