You make me dizzy, Mr. Matty

When I was in college, some friends decided that if I got drunk everything would balance out. Drunk clumsiness would cancel out ataxia.

I didn't try it then and have never been drunk so I can't say for sure that it doesn't work.

But if the dizziness I have been feeling off and on since I left work is any indication, the drunk experiment would fail. Perhaps you think that someone who is always a little dizzy would not notice. But holy crap is it annoying.

Enough to drive you to drink, but that would make me dizzier or would it. Maybe it would make me invincible like three stooges syndrome.