I needed some lip balm, so I asked my sister to grab me some when she was at the store.
Maybe because she is used to buying lip balm for little kids, she came home with three cherry-flavored tubes.
At first, I figured what the heck, beggars can't be choosers, so I used it and my lips smelled like a little kid's.
Then I noticed that it turned my lips a brighter red. Whatever. I'm done with luscious lips.
But then Mom asked me if I had a rash because I can't keep the lip balm just on my lips and a little red outside my lip looked rashy.
Now I am using some clear lip balm Mom bought me.
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