I want to believe

“Good for you,” my head-shrinker said when I told her I sometimes see a holistic doctor. "I thought you'd be a skeptic."

I am, I told her, but this guy seems to know his stuff.

That is why I have had Mom spraying magnesium oil on my feet for the past month, a holistic answer to restless legs.

Results are not as awesome as I hoped, Last night, for instance, I was up till after 1 because my left leg would seem to get settles only to jump and disrupt everything, I tried advil, stretching, sitting, exercising, even  standing. nothing worked. I did watch John Oliver, but it wasn't worth it.

I want to be fixed, not like a dog but to have my ills corrected.