I dreamed last night that I was at my folks' home with everyone else from my family. No one was paying attention to me, which I found maddening, especially because I needed some laundry done. I can't do laundry at my folks'. The laundry room is inaccessible.
Accessibility was not the issue in my dream. I was living in my room upstairs. I remember taking a shower standing up and walking upright. But for some reason I felt I was being improperly neglected.
I am not embarrassed by that because dreams are weird.
Anyway, I was getting my clothes out of the dryer (someone had started doing them) when two family members started putting stuff from the washing machine to the dryer.
I yelled at them to stop and said, "Can't you let me do anything on my own?" Again, jerkiness is allowed in dreams.
Then I woke up and went a long way to convincing Dad and myself that I am not at all someone who should be living independently, let alone doing laundry.
I rolled out of bed but my foot slipped and I had to drag myself to my chair using the stripper pole. Then I had to re-situate myself several times to get the seat cushion underneath me. Then I struggled to lower the footrest. Finally, I was ready to get to the bathroom.
Then I started peeing.
I called to Dad and asked him to quickly bring me the urinal, which he did, and I used it. Then I headed to the bathroom where the door knocked the urinal off my lap. (A brief side note: I HATE DOORS.) Then I got in the shower and called out to Dad to bring me a dry wheelchair cushion and some soap.
I won't be doing laundry in the new house either; the laundry room is on the second floor.
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3 comments:
Matt
I love you. I'd do your laundry for you a million times. I'd hardly notice it. Can't wait to see you
mtc
Why do you think I told C.M. to put the laundry on the 2nd floor??
xo
I don't want to do laundry so thanks.
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